I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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