so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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