Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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