found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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