if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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