I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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