Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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