Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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