Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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