Do vagina's smell?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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