he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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