Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Houston, we have a squirter
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
