What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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