just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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