don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
