What a fucking waste of an outfit
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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