you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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