id be glad to
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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