He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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