Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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