I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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