He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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