Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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