scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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