I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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