What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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