Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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