its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
