I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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