i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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