She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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