We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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