So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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