im drinking this country out of the recession.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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