very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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