even my farts smell like vagina
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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