you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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