My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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