The maid of honor just puked.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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