Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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