Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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