this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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