just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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