My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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