ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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