Swine flu is the new snow day.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
jump out the window naked night went bad
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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