I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
