I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
