I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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