As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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