FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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