Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We left an ass print on the piano.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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