My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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