It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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