Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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