I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Your cock deserves a montage
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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